Quote them all!

Recently, i like to quote those little things said by people.
Whether they are on television or not, it doesn't matter.
As long as it is interesting enough, i will quote them.
i do agree, people do say the darnest thing.
Let me show you all a list. For more, those who have my Facebook and Twitter profile can have a look at it.

Morgan Freeman in the AWESOME movie The Bucket List, "When he passed away, i know that his eyes was closed but his heart open."

A woman told another woman "OMG, did u enlarge it? It looked huge!" out in the open. Some things are better left unsaid.

In an elevator, a woman "Eh, ade org ke? Takpe la. Kejam betul saye." wtf

A primary school kid asked me nonchalantly "Bang, boleh kasi 1 ringgit? Tak? 50 sen?" What did you think my answer was? wtf.

A girl in LRT, translate from Cantonise to English "He is too freaking ugly for me, sadly i'm ugly and fat too. Should i accept?"

A boy fell down "PUKI TIANG. Sape bodoh sgt bina tiang kat situ?! Mak kontraktor x ajar ke?" wtf.

Stay tune for more quotes in the future.
Oh ya, i will even quote my own friends if i have to! Beware!

Project 365:

Day 221: October 4, 2009

While walking at the usual place (Keramat) i almost got hit by a blast of water.
This guy just simply pump the water whenever he want.
Thankfully the water did not hit me at all.

Day 222: October 5, 2009

Wow, Zan (left) in action.
He is filming a mamak store owner near HELP University College and Clement decide to have a look.
Will be waiting for his next documentary to come out.

Day 223: October 6, 2009

Look at what my dad did.
He actually combines all this paper and made it into a notepad.
Really saving the environment.
Now if everyone can do so.

Day 224: October 7, 2009

Multimedia Society had a Acoustic Jam Session going on in front of KPD A.
We manage to raise funds for HMN.
Was really fun day too.

Day 225: October 8, 2009

Introducing my working place for my review blog.
The comic review blog that is.
Yes, it's full of wires but it worked.

Day 226: October 9, 2009

Look at the clouds.
It will never be the same, and forever changing.
Can you still look up at them and imagine?
Try it.

Day 227: October 10, 2009

Went to the post office today to collect a package.
Waited for more than 30 minutes and they can't find it.
Seem that they already send it to my home and accidently left the note.
Waste my time!!!

Calv out!

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Awesome Thai Ads!!!

The best beer advertisement ever!!!



Wow, this is freaking awesome and touching!! Damn, it works so well!



Another funny advertisements.





Hope you all enjoy!
Calv out!

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Awesome stuffs by Fredrik Larsson

Wow, was browsing through Youtube when this came out. Great guitar player with a good voice plus good transition. Watch it!!



His older one, Fur Elise on guitar. Amazingly it sound so clear and manage to nail the hard parts.



Another one from the same guy. What the heck, he is really talented! Anyone else know how to do it?

Calv out!

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Creativity

i'm having some problems with templetes in my blogspot. Guess, i'll have to get more details on how to use it.

Just wondering though, people have problems right? Even i have my own problems and i evade them by making stupid, silly, dumb, whatever-called-it jokes (Happy: They are good jokes!, Calv: Well, sometimes i guess, and sometimes not).

So how does one solve their problems? Don't ask me, i don't know. i am just human like all of you.

All one need is to be creative. So, again how? i make jokes to run from problems, i make jokes to ease my problems, and sometimes i infuse my problems in jokes to solve it myself.
Sometimes i feel like this

Don't get it? Don't worry, just think about it for a moment.

Got that from my pet sis leftover of her project. Actually sort of like to cover up the project, err.. curtains before the show.

i am not talking about problems, just to talk about being creative.

It doesn't matter on what matter. Just be one, on how you look life itself.
Nowadays, people had been complaining a lot (Wisdom: Well, you too right?, Calv: At least i did change some how right?, Wisdom: You could put it that way i guess.).

"Oh crap, petrol price rising, now i am going to spend more"
"Electricty bill is up, now off the lights!"
"I can't study this! It's impossible"

Be all that and you are in a box or just really square. Think creative solutions and not just complain. Don't blend in, stand out!
One way or another, people have to admit that their life sucks! Atleast there is one thing you can do, accept it and make your life "suck" nicely. You have to choose which way to go; left and right or fly and walk.
i can just type down all this but i am going to do it as well.

Remember "1 + 1 = 2" ? It doesn't have to be that way, it can be a house or whatever your mind takes you to. Calv out!

PS: About the picture just now, it is acually

Was it that obvious?

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