Can Vs. May

This is just a very simple post.

The wrong way:
"Can I go to the toilet?"



Looked simple, right? Well then, here's what will happen if the world goes according to that statement:



The right way:
"May I go to the toilet?:



And there you go! Piss at last. (Geddit, geddit? Peace? Piss? wtf):


The simple rule here is that "Can" means the ability to do something while "May" means asking for permission. Plus, it is more polite using "May" to others.

Get it?



Yea baby! You can bow now wtf.