The Thinking Man

You sit down. Minding your own business. Strange, it gets your creative juice flowing. Just as sudden as it is, there you go! With just this few moments with yourself, light bulb! That's the greatest idea ever made. So far.

Where-0-where can I find this place you ask? Simple. Here it is:


OMGWTFLOLROLMAO HOLY CRAP OR SHIT IT DOESN'T MATTER!

Yup, that's your very own personal factory made poop/pee catcher and cleaner! Two in one! Who would had thought about it??


This guy, Sir John Harrington wtf

See, he even has a "Sir" in front of his name. Oh, the contribution he made. The creation that can take loads of shit but not complain about it!

Ok, ok, back to the "real" topic here. Such revolting place to think. How could I even say that? Well, think about it. There is something about the toilet seat fits your buttocks in it. Hey, it's free size! And there is something calming about the water flowing through the pipe. The effect is the same as the river flowing smoothly with no business and innocent kids there frolicking in the clear water wtf.

Proof of this? Well, I'm writing about this right now. Where do I get such idea from? In the toilet. Be it your assignment or some important decision that can change the world, some of us do that in the toilet. We don't seek of inspiration. All we want to do is to get rid of the irritation! Honest!

Whether we are forcing it out or leisurely taking our own sweet time, ding ding ding DING! There ya go! An idea. A decision!


Yahoooooooooooooooooooo wtf

"I didn't have to think up so much as a comma or a semicolon; it was all given, straight from the celestial recording room. Weary, I would beg for a break, an intermission, to go to the toilet or take a breath of fresh air on the balcony. Nothing doing!" Henry Miller. That my fellow friends is one of America's finest novelist and painter.

I'll even provide a link to prove that some of the greatest idea comes while in the loo. Even my best friend Eminem gets his idea while he is answering the sweet call of nature! I rest my case wtf.


Err.. dude, not there again wtf

Where do you think they get the idea to do "The Thinking Man"? Look at his pose, imagine him sitting down on the toilet seat. Why would he not wear anything? Now that's proof from history! Toilet, your friend for inspiration. Don't expect it, just do your business and get out wtf.


You are THE man

Calv out.

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Bugs Me VS Pleases Me

BUGS ME:

ok, i am a gamer and look at the Top 10 games in the PSP section.
Number 3: Dissiad 012: Duodecim Final Fantasy?
WTFFFFFFFFFF.
It's not even a game yet for heaven's sake!
Think people, think!

PLEASES ME:

Take a look at the comic in http://theoatmeal.com.
Cat VS Internet. That is one of their cutest and most adorable post yet.
Reading that calms me down again and again.
Cat lover here wtf.

Calv out!

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Confession of a TV addict: Bones

Yes, as i stick my eyes everyday to the holy box, i know a lot of shows going on at the same time. i practise the art of switching in between commercials to keep up with two or even three shows at the same time. Heck, i will wait for the reruns if i miss my show. Download, phhtttt!! i go original wtf. You heard it, other than the love of my life: Wei Lian, i do have a mistress: TV + Astro wtf.

Season 5 on Fox Astro Channel 710 wtf

JUST GREAT, it's another detective series this blogger is recommending! Don't we have CSI, NCIS, Castle, Lie to Me, Criminal Minds and etc to watch? What makes Bones special?


From left: Jack Hodgins, Angela Montenegro, Seeley Booth, Temperance Brennan, Lance Sweets and Camille Saroyan.

Here's the part that intrigues me the most, the relationship. The romance between them. Although indirectly, after one or two season, you can see how the directors tease the viewers with this relationship. Every freaking season you wonder will the hook up. That's when they hit you with a bummer. NO THEY WILL NOT HOOK UP. Yet........ i suppose.....

So who are THEY? Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan and Special Agent Seeley Booth.


The no nonsense Dr. Temperance Brennan


The instict man Special Agent Seeley Booth

So everything is easier to detect whenever they are at their structural state according to Brennen. The cases are like other investigative series, different and amusing. The thing is that tt is about their relationship. No! It's not in the Grey's Anatomy way or the overly romantic way. It's all subtle hints. They did it as subtle as possible but as clear as daylight. It is so amazing that everyone in the show would bet whether they will hook up or not.

One great thing is that they play oppose the stereotypes in this series. In our "perfect" real world, men are logical and women are emotional. This time, the doctor is the logical one (super logical) and the detective is emotional (why, why, why). It's amazing actually.

The other casts are amazing too but to me, i really think that it is all about how well does this two "couple" relationship blooms. The season so far usually ends with stories about Brennan or Booth except for Season 3 where it focus on their colleagues.

Again i am telling you that it is all about relationship!! At the end of most of the case, you get to see how those two bond. It is amazing that they would not get together after five freaking seasons. So America has shown Season 6 and they might be together but i'll be patient wtf.

Here's the proof wtf:






It's not what it is because this scene is just a deal needed for Brennan's dad and bro wtf

Despite people arguing that two main characters should not hook up now but at the end of the whole show, i disagree! Screw those people. If that happens, it will be too safe, too predictable and too fairy tale with the happily ever after going on. Hey, if they hook up, imagine their arguments, their make ups, their interactions, their works and so many more. How will all this evolve?

i love to watch Bones and i really can't wait to see what happen. Screw all you people who download the show wtf. i can wait wtf.

Calv out.

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Birthday File: Code RED wtf

The automatic doors open wide. All the glitzs and all the blings shine away. With the way i dress, i think that i was unprepared for this ordeal. Shop keepers looked at me like i am there just to look but what they don't know is that i want to purchase. They speak as though i do not belong there. Heck, i don't even know anything in there. That's when i realized that i walked into the Twilight Zo... i mean the Women's Section.

Yes, it was the time of the month. Not THE "month" but the month. Wei Lian's birthday.

This time, my target: something usable for her. Convenient, practical and stylish. Three criteria to fulfill so off to set my target. Prior to weeks of sneaking out without her knowledge, i settled for Mid Valley Megamall and Gardens. Two malls in one place, SCORE! i still can't believe that i missed Sunway Piramid in my survey fml.

WAIT, did it have to be stylish?? That's going to be a problem. As many of my friends know or behind my back knowing, i have very bad taste and to apply this for my woman? Great. Brief sentence from the past here:
VS
Yes, i could have chosen the top over the bottom wtf

"For generations, this descendant with four eyes have trouble with pairing the right things wtf" was found written in the Book Of Lameness Old Testimonial. Ok, so i made up the "wtf" part at the end of the sentence, the rest is true! Hey, pigs could fly!

Hey, it could fly!

Back to my adventure (yes, if you haven't noticed, it is MY adventure in MY own blog). The amazing this that for the first time in my life, i went to Robinsons in Garden. First thing that struck me is not to hit the freaking glass materials. Why would they stack up all the plates on top of each other? i am guessing the mall's evil plan is for us hit everything down.

Like a lost lamb, i slowly walk to the counter again with my under-dress state to ask the shiny person where is the women's section. He ignores me! Maybe he didn't hear me so i ask again. He gives me the cold shoulder! Now i know that i may not dress that well but still, that was too much! I grab him at the shoulder and the next thing i knew, his whole body rock towards me! It's a mannequin! That explains a lot.


OMG, it's Adam Lambert!! Err.. no.

Never knew the mall had such advanced mannequin. That's when i heard "encik, boleh saya tolong?" Where's my help when i need one just now? Maybe he got distracted until he saw this fool here talking to a mannequin and decide to observe some more before approaching me. Oh well. Anyway, once i got the info from him, i went to the woman's section.

Once i am there, i am lost again. All the brands and all the designs made my jaw drop. How in the world am i suppose to know which is great?? So many brands. Calvin Klien, Carlo Rino, Pierre Cardin, Gucci, Homer Simpson, Meg Griffin, Klux Xulk, Spiderman and CKHY. Mission impossible. So i decided to go to Jusco in Midvalley. My friend, Dennis, told me before that Jusco have great selections too.


Starbucks is in the clothing line?

From Garden to Midvalley, here i am in Jusco. That's more like it. A more familiar scene wtf. Once again, i found the women's section and decide to scout around. This time, again with the unknown brands. This is eating me alive here! So for the sake of practicality, i decided to go for either purse or bag. Memorize the price and back to Robinson in Garden.

One thing about design and i brand i learn from Wei Lian is that there are "Auntie brands," "Tween brands," "Hooker brands," and "The Right brand."
For guys out there who still think it is a mystery, here's an explanation:

• Auntie - look nice (look auntie straight away) but when applied, made her looked too old.
• Tween - it is just too young for her.
• Hooker - what else? you look like a slut/hooker/prostitute etc
• Right - Jackpot! You got it! We have a WINNER!

The problem is, that's how she looks at things. For me to judge takes a lot of effort. Right now, i am thankful that i actually observe her when she shops. Got me learning a thing or two. Who knew? Paying attention to your girl pays off wtf.

For many hours, i scour Midvalley and Garden nonstop. I just can't decide which is the right one for her. I literally went back and forth Garden and Midvalley, give or take, six times. Her gift have to be perfect! P - U - R - F - err.. yea. PERFECT!

Finally, i tell myself, i will just look one more time and decide! As i was walking towards one of the two malls (i forgot which mall wtf), it hit me! Like an anvil on the head! There it is!


Even the angel came and congratulate me wtf

It's a shop in Midvalley called "Mod House." It is perfect! Something nice and practical. My thoughts of getting either Elle or Carlo Rino is gone. That one bag attracts me so much i think it's like falling in love wtf. What else can i say, i was in the mall alone for more than four hours!!

Went in there, purchase it and run to my car screaming like a mad man! It's amazing no guard stop me. i might actually looked like i stole gold and hid it in a bag wtf.

That's that and of course i surprise her on her birthday by giving her that. Just hope that she really loves the bag. I bet my sweat must have dripped there to give it a musky smell wtf. As long as she is happy with it, i'm happy. If not, i will be jumping off the cliff screaming "HOLY SH....." Wow, what a statement that is.

Calv out.

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Penang!

Going to Penang tomorrow and of course i will be there with Wei Lian!

She will introduce me to a lot more great food.

Its been awhile since we get to see each other. Me with no more college life and needing to find work. i am really scared of unemployment. And also how Wei Lian and me are going to keep in touch with me not being in college any more.

Ahhh, the need to juggle many things at once. Well, worries aside for now. It is the end of the year and time to enjoy myself..

Guess a new chapter in life will start. Pressure is on.

Calv out.

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Pasar Malam attack!

Wei Lian and i finally concluded one thing!
One that will affect the night time forever. (err, most probably not)
Setia Alam pasar malam is the best yet!

I brought her to Taman Sri Rampai pasar malam (it's on every Thursday) long time ago.
Well, it's history now but here's what i think me and the girlfriend would agree about:
- Long but too little space in between stalls. BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD, you get it.
- No Taiwanese Pizza. BAD (for me)
- Good ban chien kuih! ( i don't know any other language for it wtf)
- The main problem is the space. So narrow that it's hard to walk around when it gets crowded.

Few weeks ago, she suggested that we go to Cheras pasar malam (it's on every Wednesday)

Here's the verdict:

- Not as big as it seems but spacious, longer than Taman Sri Rampai's.
- Crepe!!
- More like a fashion stall pasar malam (for me again)
- Good chocolate bubble milk tea!

And last week was the Setia Alam's pasar malam (Klang) or the girlfriend's place!
Every Saturday, it's doors are open to you.
Too far? You judge! The verdict from me:

- Great pau, kaya pau that is!
- BIG and SPACIOUS! Longer than Rampai's one.
- and they have mook's pizza too! plus point!

Jeng! So overall??? Well, guess each of them have their own highs and lows. XD

Calv out!

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Best game!

Username : Calv_K
Password : **********

I am sure this applies everywhere for everyone. It is also particular for playing games. Hey, even the one in Facebook. Admit it, at one point, everyone does this.



Here’s the thing: there is one game where everyone does play. Your life.

You log in right after exiting the womb, fresh into the world at Level 1. It is up to you to level up by gaining experience. Sure, maybe you don’t get to pick all those cool names like D@rk Kn1ght or something else but hey, that’s your first obstacle.

Like any game, you start as a novice. Know nothing, no skills but basic ones and you need to go through many tutorials before you can actually play the real game. This “tutorials” are called your adolescent life. Rebel all you want but you are bound to these so-called tutorials.



Depending on situation, you end the tutorial earlier or later. After learning the control and action buttons, you are ready to journey into the unknown. (Remember, still Level 1 or in some cases where demonstration is needed, Level 2)



Here is where you need to train hard to level up. As you slowly learn to do something, you slowly gain experience. This is when a set of skills will be made available for you. I’ll call it “Life Skills”. Select the appropriate ones because this will stick with you forever. Remember, you only have enough slots to equip some of the skills. Choose wisely.



Getting familiar with your skills? Now you have to master it. Certain skills can branch into other better skills. In majority of the cases, you need to level up to obtain more skills. With the amount of skills you have and the level you are at, you can now choose a Job.

Let’s backtrack a bit. While leveling up, you will find friends. If there are enough friends, you can become a party. Hanging out with them, doing things together and learning new skills will make you level up faster. Just look out for those lazy asses. They will be a burden to you and might slow the party down.

At a certain point, you will start complaining that it is so hard to level up no matter how long it takes. That will definitely happen. It’s what you would face. The monsters are attacking and you have to fight back. What are these “Monsters” now? A lot. Maybe it can be a bad hair day or even getting in trouble with the school teachers. That’s hard? Wait until you meet the “Boss”! They can tear you apart and you might need to do it alone. The SPM can be the Boss or heck, even your rival.



Along the way, remember to pick up some quest. You learn more and if lucky, gain new items. Talking about items, how can you even forget to get better equipments and accessories? The clothes you wear and technologies you use can be the equipment! The more you level up, the better equipment you can have. That’s one thing, but how about the cost of the equipments? Really now, that’s just the beginning.



You haven’t been introduced to a guild yet! In other words, your company! You have to take tenacious guild quest whereby it will kill you if you do it alone! This is where teamwork with your guild members comes into play. The rewards are amazing and worth your time. Worth your time?? What about your friends in your friend list? What about the time for them? You cannot just commit to the guild alone!

This is just part of your game. What about finding love? Or even not finding love? What happens when someone pass away? There are more quests, side-quests and missions to complete. If you decide to give up, that’s all you have. The same level everyday. No progress and there is nowhere you can go.

So remember, your life is like a game. Give up and you go nowhere. Continue training and you can be at the top of the world. Remember, you can even be a Guild Master. Or even the best in your Job. Fight through the monsters to meet the boss. Defeat the boss and do it all again. There are no repetitive quests.

Do it with caution. Do it with courage. Whatever methods suit you. Never log out. This is YOUR game. And finally, good luck.

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