Birthday File: Code RED wtf

The automatic doors open wide. All the glitzs and all the blings shine away. With the way i dress, i think that i was unprepared for this ordeal. Shop keepers looked at me like i am there just to look but what they don't know is that i want to purchase. They speak as though i do not belong there. Heck, i don't even know anything in there. That's when i realized that i walked into the Twilight Zo... i mean the Women's Section.

Yes, it was the time of the month. Not THE "month" but the month. Wei Lian's birthday.

This time, my target: something usable for her. Convenient, practical and stylish. Three criteria to fulfill so off to set my target. Prior to weeks of sneaking out without her knowledge, i settled for Mid Valley Megamall and Gardens. Two malls in one place, SCORE! i still can't believe that i missed Sunway Piramid in my survey fml.

WAIT, did it have to be stylish?? That's going to be a problem. As many of my friends know or behind my back knowing, i have very bad taste and to apply this for my woman? Great. Brief sentence from the past here:
VS
Yes, i could have chosen the top over the bottom wtf

"For generations, this descendant with four eyes have trouble with pairing the right things wtf" was found written in the Book Of Lameness Old Testimonial. Ok, so i made up the "wtf" part at the end of the sentence, the rest is true! Hey, pigs could fly!

Hey, it could fly!

Back to my adventure (yes, if you haven't noticed, it is MY adventure in MY own blog). The amazing this that for the first time in my life, i went to Robinsons in Garden. First thing that struck me is not to hit the freaking glass materials. Why would they stack up all the plates on top of each other? i am guessing the mall's evil plan is for us hit everything down.

Like a lost lamb, i slowly walk to the counter again with my under-dress state to ask the shiny person where is the women's section. He ignores me! Maybe he didn't hear me so i ask again. He gives me the cold shoulder! Now i know that i may not dress that well but still, that was too much! I grab him at the shoulder and the next thing i knew, his whole body rock towards me! It's a mannequin! That explains a lot.


OMG, it's Adam Lambert!! Err.. no.

Never knew the mall had such advanced mannequin. That's when i heard "encik, boleh saya tolong?" Where's my help when i need one just now? Maybe he got distracted until he saw this fool here talking to a mannequin and decide to observe some more before approaching me. Oh well. Anyway, once i got the info from him, i went to the woman's section.

Once i am there, i am lost again. All the brands and all the designs made my jaw drop. How in the world am i suppose to know which is great?? So many brands. Calvin Klien, Carlo Rino, Pierre Cardin, Gucci, Homer Simpson, Meg Griffin, Klux Xulk, Spiderman and CKHY. Mission impossible. So i decided to go to Jusco in Midvalley. My friend, Dennis, told me before that Jusco have great selections too.


Starbucks is in the clothing line?

From Garden to Midvalley, here i am in Jusco. That's more like it. A more familiar scene wtf. Once again, i found the women's section and decide to scout around. This time, again with the unknown brands. This is eating me alive here! So for the sake of practicality, i decided to go for either purse or bag. Memorize the price and back to Robinson in Garden.

One thing about design and i brand i learn from Wei Lian is that there are "Auntie brands," "Tween brands," "Hooker brands," and "The Right brand."
For guys out there who still think it is a mystery, here's an explanation:

• Auntie - look nice (look auntie straight away) but when applied, made her looked too old.
• Tween - it is just too young for her.
• Hooker - what else? you look like a slut/hooker/prostitute etc
• Right - Jackpot! You got it! We have a WINNER!

The problem is, that's how she looks at things. For me to judge takes a lot of effort. Right now, i am thankful that i actually observe her when she shops. Got me learning a thing or two. Who knew? Paying attention to your girl pays off wtf.

For many hours, i scour Midvalley and Garden nonstop. I just can't decide which is the right one for her. I literally went back and forth Garden and Midvalley, give or take, six times. Her gift have to be perfect! P - U - R - F - err.. yea. PERFECT!

Finally, i tell myself, i will just look one more time and decide! As i was walking towards one of the two malls (i forgot which mall wtf), it hit me! Like an anvil on the head! There it is!


Even the angel came and congratulate me wtf

It's a shop in Midvalley called "Mod House." It is perfect! Something nice and practical. My thoughts of getting either Elle or Carlo Rino is gone. That one bag attracts me so much i think it's like falling in love wtf. What else can i say, i was in the mall alone for more than four hours!!

Went in there, purchase it and run to my car screaming like a mad man! It's amazing no guard stop me. i might actually looked like i stole gold and hid it in a bag wtf.

That's that and of course i surprise her on her birthday by giving her that. Just hope that she really loves the bag. I bet my sweat must have dripped there to give it a musky smell wtf. As long as she is happy with it, i'm happy. If not, i will be jumping off the cliff screaming "HOLY SH....." Wow, what a statement that is.

Calv out.