The Thinking Man

You sit down. Minding your own business. Strange, it gets your creative juice flowing. Just as sudden as it is, there you go! With just this few moments with yourself, light bulb! That's the greatest idea ever made. So far.

Where-0-where can I find this place you ask? Simple. Here it is:


OMGWTFLOLROLMAO HOLY CRAP OR SHIT IT DOESN'T MATTER!

Yup, that's your very own personal factory made poop/pee catcher and cleaner! Two in one! Who would had thought about it??


This guy, Sir John Harrington wtf

See, he even has a "Sir" in front of his name. Oh, the contribution he made. The creation that can take loads of shit but not complain about it!

Ok, ok, back to the "real" topic here. Such revolting place to think. How could I even say that? Well, think about it. There is something about the toilet seat fits your buttocks in it. Hey, it's free size! And there is something calming about the water flowing through the pipe. The effect is the same as the river flowing smoothly with no business and innocent kids there frolicking in the clear water wtf.

Proof of this? Well, I'm writing about this right now. Where do I get such idea from? In the toilet. Be it your assignment or some important decision that can change the world, some of us do that in the toilet. We don't seek of inspiration. All we want to do is to get rid of the irritation! Honest!

Whether we are forcing it out or leisurely taking our own sweet time, ding ding ding DING! There ya go! An idea. A decision!


Yahoooooooooooooooooooo wtf

"I didn't have to think up so much as a comma or a semicolon; it was all given, straight from the celestial recording room. Weary, I would beg for a break, an intermission, to go to the toilet or take a breath of fresh air on the balcony. Nothing doing!" Henry Miller. That my fellow friends is one of America's finest novelist and painter.

I'll even provide a link to prove that some of the greatest idea comes while in the loo. Even my best friend Eminem gets his idea while he is answering the sweet call of nature! I rest my case wtf.


Err.. dude, not there again wtf

Where do you think they get the idea to do "The Thinking Man"? Look at his pose, imagine him sitting down on the toilet seat. Why would he not wear anything? Now that's proof from history! Toilet, your friend for inspiration. Don't expect it, just do your business and get out wtf.


You are THE man

Calv out.