Malaysia merdeka!?

Nothing much to say about our own independance day.

1) Malaysia need to have it all. If singapore have Ah bengs, Malaysia have Mat Rempits.

Australia have their slang ("Ello there mate!), Malaysia have theirs (What la you ni!).

2) In America, you say "You suck Bush!!!" and some people agree. Here, "You suck B_D_W_!" and ISA shove you into prison for two years no reason given, no court, no anything.

3) In other states, people gives out fliers to glorify the concert. In Malaysia, they give out fliers to protest it although there is nothing wrong with it.

4) To start a QA conference. "Thank you for that question, the truth is....."

Malaysia: "Correct correct correct correct! Cooorrect! Correct!"

5) Like this:

Too sexy??

But like this?

Boleh!

6) When in Malaysia we ask foreigner where are they from, they answered easily (I am American, Irish, etc)

When we are in foreign land:

Malaysian: I am a Malaysian!

Foreigner: Which Malaysian? Chinese Malaysian? Malay Malaysian? Indian Malaysian?

i can add nothing more about that. =.=

7) Other drivers: Red light stop green light go. Malaysian drivers: Red light drive faster, green light accident.

Seriously, i rest my case. Malaysia boleh! (tapi lambat sikit).

Calv out!